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A few days late, but I’ve been a busy bee. Better late than never, right?
Disclaimer: There are spoilers galore. If you have not seen this episode yet read this blog post, you are ruining it for yourself. Watch the episode listed above and then revel in my witty remarks (or lack thereof).
One liners: Spencer joking that they’re not graduating, Aria calling them as quiet as a monster truck rally and Spencer saying Cece won’t be folding peasant skirts at the diva boutique? Good work, girls. This episode already looks promising.
Mrs. DiLaurentis: Hanna, why are you encouraging Emily to stay at Allison’s house? Allison, A, Cece or all of the above just demolished her original house so why would she try to get even closer to them? It sounds like playing with cabin fire to me.
Ezra: Looking like a haggard father already, poor soul. Too bad the janitor can’t give him the key he needs to unlock happiness, aka Aria. She’s too busy with the karate kid.
Wren: The British bombshell is back with the pretty little psychos. His perspicacity with Mona is refreshing, especially when he figured out that she stopped taking her meds. PS Cece might be visiting?! What does “we have a problem. I’ll take care of my end, you take care of yours” mean?! Are Wren and Cece working out some kind of dirty deal?
Caleb: Someone’s whipping out the one-liners! Jenna looks like soggy bread and A used a Sedan as a wrecking ball? I knew I loved him. In all honesty, I love how grounded and caring he actually is. Really refreshing.
Ezra and Maggie: Good for you, Ezra! But I did NOT see it coming that Malcolm wasn’t Ezra’s! That conniving, evil, wretched, wanton woman! How could she lie and manipulate Ezra, his family and Aria? Although my heart aches for Ezra, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t ecstatic. Now Ezra and Aria can start their perfect, beautiful family anew without some yucky other woman and her bratty son. I was so touched by his attention and love for Malcolm, albeit his faux paternity.
Creepfest: What in the world was that?! Between the eerie ballerina box rendition of Fur Elise and the shiny-masked Red Coat in the background, I’m pretty sure I won’t sleep tonight. I wonder who’s behind that mask…Cece? Allison? Also, does this proximity give a sneak peek into more brushes with A and ultimately, a revealing?!
Momma Hastings and Mona: Oooo, what an awkward meeting! But riveting. You tell her, Momma Hastings. That’s definitely where Spencer got her sass and spunk.
Ezria: WHY DIDN’T YOU ANSWER THE CALL, ARIA?! Ezra needs you and don’t forget he has always been there for you.
Allison and Cece: What?! Cece dressed like Allison and pretended to be her in Radley? “Wearing each other’s personalities?” Now the masks make sense…
Aria and Jake: A fellow vegetarian…I love her so much. Too bad he ruined the moment with his awfulness.
The DiLaurentis Hideout: So that’s where A was drilling a hole! But who was hiding there? And why? For how long? Hmmm…